FUNNIEST WRITINGS ON MATATUS

We have all through been talking about serious issues, just to break the cycle how about we spice it up with humor and remind ourselves of moments that something/someone put a smile on our face even when it was so stressful. Have you ever entered a matatu and while seated a sticker on the matatu catches your attention; you just find yourself smiling because of the writings on the sticker. I have sampled a few of these funniest writings on matatus but you can add to the list.

Ø   Afadhali Kuraruka nguo kuliko kuraruka akili

Ø   Do not think inside the box, neither think outside the box. You should remove the box and think free.

Ø   Fare haijapanda ni wewe ndiye umesota

Ø   Hatusemi wewe ni mnono lakini ukikalia viti mbili LIPa

Ø   I may not be smart, good looking or rich but am available

Ø   If you mix business with women you will see dust

Ø   Ka uko na haraka shuka uende na ambulance

Ø   Kulipa ni Lazima, change ni ukikumbuka

Ø   Kuzeeka sio kuchapa

Ø   Lala uporwe

Ø   Lipa bila fujo… hi kazi ni ngumu

Ø   Masomo yakizidi gharama, tumia ujinga

Ø   Mzee ni wewe

Ø   Tukutane Hague kama kutaendwa

Ø   Unajifanya migingo Unganganiwe na nani

Ø   Usifungue kioo, kama ulitaka upepo ungepanda boda boda

I know the list is endless and you could be having some jokes to add up, so go on…..