NORMAL STATEMENTS THAT TURN OUT TO BE COMIC

Most of these statements are made during sad moments, and unknowingly they turn out to lighten the faces of the people being addressed. In most cases the people who make these statements would not even realize it until may be someone else points it out. Below are normal statements made by people that turn out to be comic;

1.   The robbers shot at the police officers who returned fire killing all of them.  A toy pistol was recovered from the dead criminals

2.      Ten bodies have been rescued in the operation

3.      The injured were rushed to hospital where the doctors are fighting for their lives

4.      The vehicle was burnt to recognition

5.      The vehicle rolled five times killing the eight passengers on board. Three of them survived and were taken to hospital

6.      There were 15 to 20 terrorists.  We managed to capture both of them

7.      We had control of the building except for 4^th floor, 3^rd floor and 2^nd floor.

8.      The police managed to kill five out of the four terrorists

9.      Our officers managed to kill all of them but the one with the money escaped and we are pursuing him

10.  All the terrorists were men except about three women.

11.  All the suspects have been arrested, the police are looking for them

12.  One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other suspects.

13.  The driver of the bus died on the spot while undergoing treatment at the hospital

14.  The victim was shot dead he is now recovering at the hospital